"Women might fake orgasms, but men can fake entire relationships."-author unknown
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"Why do people say 'grow some balls'? Balls are weak & sensitive. If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina. Those things take a pounding"--- Betty White
I wish I had come across your blog last night when I couldn't sleep, it's hilarious. Butt-shaped peppers and Jehvoah's Witnesses on the caller ID... you got me laughing out loud, and a new follower! Sarah @ made in usa challenge
I wish I had come across your blog last night when I couldn't sleep, it's hilarious. Butt-shaped peppers and Jehvoah's Witnesses on the caller ID... you got me laughing out loud, and a new follower!
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That's the goal...to bring happinees to someone through my goofy ass life! Thanks!
ReplyDeleteBetty White is the best,
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