lazy, bitch

It's been awhile since I posted. About a week actually.
I have been going through the motions of where life takes me.
I haven't been feeling very bloggy lately.
I have been reveling in my quiet time all day.
I have organized the kids' rooms and the downstairs and rearranged their
belongings so as to make it more of less a mess.
I went through their stuff and good willed it.
I have gone through their stuff and trashed some of it.
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I believe laziness should be considered a virtue.
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True Blood has ended and I am lost on Monday mornings.
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I am behaving myself as best I can.
A couple huge issues were underway at the same time and have resolved for now
at least.
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Staycation in the county jail has been postponed from late September to mid October.
More on that as it unfolds. I don't see the point on delaying staycation by 2 weeks, because it means that you still do the same 60 days only start it a couple weeks late.
Appeal is the American way I suppose.
(BTW, it's not my staycation)
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I have been told to keep my opinion to myself. At work...remember that movie where
Jack Nickelson says 'You can't handle the truth!' to Tom Cruise?
Well, corporate America doesn't like the truth even when they ask for the truth.
So, according to professional Som, it's just great. Everything is just great.
And, cover your ass. That was told to me a gazillion times.
So this Thankful Thursday I will give props to the copy machine.
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Funny shit at the Wawa...
the chick in the morning that dresses like a guy.
If I ever decide to turn to the other side, I still wanna be the girl.
And whoever I hook up with has to still wanna be the girl cause the girl
that dresses like a guy
is a fuckin turn off.
Men's jersey like Kmart brand shirt, guy's shorts, mid calf white
sweat socks and my dad's fucking guy shoes.
I so want a mobile up load of that chick.

And the girl with the flaccid arm.
That shit was classic. Just how she maneuvered getting the lid off that
creamer carton with one hand had my jaw dropping.
One word I felt like screaming-sling!
I wouldn't want my dead arm flopping all around like that!
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I gots to get to blogging about my Halloween costume.
Props to
COSTUME SUPERCENTER.COM
for the monster high get up!
The girl's drooling, wanting to wear that thing around the
house and it's not even October!
She is so excited.
The wig I got for 7$ at Kmart though.
Just saying.
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That Kmart 7$ wig, she loves that too.
I told her not to touch it, but she did. She walks into the kitchen last night (while
I am elbow-deep in battering and breading the best fucking chicken in the world)
with that very wig on.
And I wigged out.
Rule breaker!
*****Hack, hack, hack...that's me. Been about 5 days now.
The smoking doesn't help.
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Eventually I will move on to something more meaningful.
Like Jersey Shore.
Yeah, buddy!
It's Jersday!
SOM
9/22/11