phone sex in the disaster manual

Me, on an average day:)

I went to bed late yesterday morning. I was sitting here in my un-comfy computer chair, falling asleep, head bobbing. I set my cell alarm and crawled into the queen size and went to sleep watching Investigation Discovery channel (my newest addiction!).
The dogs woke me several times with their yapping. If I didn't like my neighbors I would have let them out to do all that.
But I hit the snooze a lot and the last time the alarm went off at God knows what time I slept right the f thru it!
I woke up to the cell ringing at 1842 and realized it was from a coworker wondering where the hell I was. Not at work! So I flew around here, cleaned myself up a bit, dressed and ran.
No blogging that I planned on doing was done.
No farming that I planned on doing on my farmville acres was done (crops all withered by the way).
I got to work but not without my coffee and supper that I stopped for.
I so very rarely sleep through the alarm and set it purposefully early enough that I can feed my internet addiction before I head out to work.
I jonesed all night too.
I guess that thunderstorms are good sleeping weather!
That was my yesterday, which brings me to my today...
A funny story that happened at work and one that I can actually tell.

The phones went down at work and in this biz we can't have that!
I called the big boss and the maintenence man because it's a big deal, losing
our phones.
Big boss says to set up our emergency phone, which I did. It involved
moving furniture at 515am (office full sized fridge included!)
Phone set up and functioning I get on to step 2 per the
boss lady...call the phone company.
I find the disaster manual, which contains all the important
phone numbers and I dial the phone company.
It leads me to another 1800 number, which I then dial and it
leads me to a phone sex line for guys that advertises hot, horny women
who, for 99 cents a minute, will get a hard man off.
Ha, phone sex in the disaster manual.
1-800-424-4400
Imagine my surprise! It was the best thing that happened in 2011!
SOM
8/22/11