One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful divorced blonde woman.
She asks "Santa, will you stay with me?"
Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
She takes off her nightgown, and wearing only a bra and panties, she asks
"Santa, now will you stay with me?"
... Santa says, "Ho Ho Ho I gotta go, gotta go! I gotta deliver these toys to the children, y'know!"
She takes off everything and asks "Santa, now will you stay with me?"
Santa replies "Hey Hey I gotta stay, gotta stay! I can't get up the chimney with my dick this way!"
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What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on Xmas eve?
They go into town and blow a few bucks.
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1 day to go.
SOM
12/24/11
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