genius

 

She looks like a fucking may pole.
Seeing eye children maybe?
You're doing it wrong.
Seriously. She needs to read up on those parenting/mommy blogs. The only person in the house that needs a leash is dad. Duh.

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 Genius criminal of the day...local dude takes the prize.
Dear Diary, I am a dumb criminal.
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UNIONTOWN (AP) — Police are searching for a man who apparently kept a diary of his thievery found by police in a stolen car that crashed during a chase.

The car was reported stolen from the parking lot of a Pittsburgh church on Veteran's Day by the 73-year-old woman who owned it.

Police in Uniontown began chasing the same car about 2:30 a.m. Monday after the driver ran a stop sign. Uniontown is about 40 miles south of Pittsburgh.

Police lost track of the car which was later found crashed into a bed of rocks off Route 43.

According to a Uniontown police report, police found a back pack containing drug paraphernalia and a notebook in which the man "describes how he has stolen vehicles in the past and goes into detail about previous crimes he has committed."

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This is why I love face book. I was lmao when I saw this. Is this on your toddler's Xmas list?

SOM
11/18/11