Bullshit!
Fridays suck balls.
Fridays suck balls.
I get to start my work week.
Why wasn't I born rich?
Cause I was born to minimum wagers in the ghetto
that is why.
And with no 'old money' to speak of, I gotta work.
***
Cause I was born to minimum wagers in the ghetto
that is why.
And with no 'old money' to speak of, I gotta work.
***
Ever have one of those moments where someone
tries hard to drag you into something that
has absolutely nothing to do with you?
Then that person somehow suckers you into it out of some
feeling of guilt, the need to help
or the need to rescue someone
from his problems?
I have big issues with that rescuing stuff. It's called codependency. There's a
website devoted to it and multiple books devoted to the door mats and suckers
of the world such as myself. It's a theory that revolves around the theory 'I can solve everyone's problems but mine own.' It's fun. Gives me something to do. But it can wear on a bitch. It can make a nice, plain and otherwise happy gal a crazy naggy psycho bitch. Now this is all the other person's fault, but the books point out that "Bitch, it's your own damn dumb fault."
Any who, not today. I choose not to make others' problems mine.
It was the first thing I thought when I was asked for help.
I texted back, 'I'm not getting involved in that."
Simple. Effective. Powerful.
The word 'no' just wouldn't suffice here. The word no just never suffices, and used to not be in my vocab.
What I wanted to say was and should have been, 'you ain't dragging my fat ass into the next
tries hard to drag you into something that
has absolutely nothing to do with you?
Then that person somehow suckers you into it out of some
feeling of guilt, the need to help
or the need to rescue someone
from his problems?
I have big issues with that rescuing stuff. It's called codependency. There's a
website devoted to it and multiple books devoted to the door mats and suckers
of the world such as myself. It's a theory that revolves around the theory 'I can solve everyone's problems but mine own.' It's fun. Gives me something to do. But it can wear on a bitch. It can make a nice, plain and otherwise happy gal a crazy naggy psycho bitch. Now this is all the other person's fault, but the books point out that "Bitch, it's your own damn dumb fault."
Any who, not today. I choose not to make others' problems mine.
It was the first thing I thought when I was asked for help.
I texted back, 'I'm not getting involved in that."
Simple. Effective. Powerful.
The word 'no' just wouldn't suffice here. The word no just never suffices, and used to not be in my vocab.
What I wanted to say was and should have been, 'you ain't dragging my fat ass into the next
episode of cops!' And some fuckers live like that,
the bad boys bad boys theme song is the life's theme song. Not today motherfucker, I gotta work and I am in no mood for a fight from you or some stupid cunt bitch.
the bad boys bad boys theme song is the life's theme song. Not today motherfucker, I gotta work and I am in no mood for a fight from you or some stupid cunt bitch.***
I made myself some lunch.
I went to crack open the bottle of cranberry juice from Wawa
that cost me 1.25 and the seal was busted already.
That sucks.
For a split second I thought about drinking it,
but the GHB scenario that played out in my brain
wouldn't allow me to do it.
I dumped a 1 dollar and 25 cents down the drain.
I am no a foodie blogger, but it my lunch was fuckin delish, I had to devote a post to it. Look backwards on da blog.
I am tired of blogs devoted to food- that people don't cook. Umm, you can tell those pics are
not from your kitchen.
To fashions-that people don't wear. Umm, you can see that model in those pics is not you.
Boring ass raffle copter bullshit posts where mom blogger wants a few cents on a dolla income.
I will enter to win that lotion though:)
I'd rather read about the junk food you really eat, the walmart clothes you have to buy, and if blogging about that shit makes you a couple dollars, then sweet for you.
Are all these mom bloggers really that sickening sweet?
Now don't get me wrong, there are some super creative little mamas out there and props to their great ideas, but really a whole fuckin blog devoted to coupons?! You'd get more traffic standing outside the supermarket with your fuckin coupons.
I'll follow you anyway, couponers-fashionistas-foodies-and freaks.
The freaks are my fave.
I made myself some lunch.
I went to crack open the bottle of cranberry juice from Wawa
that cost me 1.25 and the seal was busted already.
That sucks.
For a split second I thought about drinking it,
but the GHB scenario that played out in my brain
wouldn't allow me to do it.
I dumped a 1 dollar and 25 cents down the drain.
I am no a foodie blogger, but it my lunch was fuckin delish, I had to devote a post to it. Look backwards on da blog.
I am tired of blogs devoted to food- that people don't cook. Umm, you can tell those pics are
not from your kitchen.
To fashions-that people don't wear. Umm, you can see that model in those pics is not you.
Boring ass raffle copter bullshit posts where mom blogger wants a few cents on a dolla income.
I will enter to win that lotion though:)
I'd rather read about the junk food you really eat, the walmart clothes you have to buy, and if blogging about that shit makes you a couple dollars, then sweet for you.
Are all these mom bloggers really that sickening sweet?
Now don't get me wrong, there are some super creative little mamas out there and props to their great ideas, but really a whole fuckin blog devoted to coupons?! You'd get more traffic standing outside the supermarket with your fuckin coupons.
I'll follow you anyway, couponers-fashionistas-foodies-and freaks.
The freaks are my fave.
***
It's Jersey Shore, Bitch.
So is it just me or is Snookie a raging alcoholic mental case?
The running throw fest she had was freaking hilarious. Everything she passed she picked up and threw at the Situation. It's a shame her aim was off. The best part of the show was Vinny picking up all the glass bottles off the table so they couldn't be thrown.
Gionni! Jionni! geeonnnneee! Who fuckin cares?
Umm there's Vinny that obviously sees a side
of your spray tanned ass that no one else has seen.
Grow the fuck up.
Really.
Who starts drinking when they wake up like that and continues all day long?
And the black outs? Convenient. Like if you don't remember it, then it didn't really happen.
Oh, FFS that drives me nuts.
Props to JWoww for issuing a verbal bitch slap to her. Amen.
It's way over due.
Props to Ronnie and Sammi for spending a quiet season in Italy. The drama has disappeared there for the love birds. And it is refreshing to see a lovable side of them.
The Situation reminds me of an old, scheming pervert. Is Snook's snatch that fantastic that he has to sabotage a bad relationship to get it in with her? She's a sloppy drunk.
And he needs a hair cut.
Vinny's family. Where do I sign up? I want some of that food!
***
This is the best hot sauce out there I think.
There's a whole website for this product with recipes that people
have made.
I copied/pasted some of them to try out on my very own.
If you like cholula hot sauce, fan them on face book for a dollar off coupon.
And you can even upload your very own recipe to the site!
So very cool if I was creative like that.
Is hot sauce the new ketchup?
I put a dollop to a smattering to a dousing on just about everything I eat.
It's great on scrambled eggs, too, I found out.
I haven't put it in my coffee yet.
***
That's enough bitchin for one day.
I'm gonna go get more coffee and see what I can get into.
SOM
10/7/11
The running throw fest she had was freaking hilarious. Everything she passed she picked up and threw at the Situation. It's a shame her aim was off. The best part of the show was Vinny picking up all the glass bottles off the table so they couldn't be thrown.
Gionni! Jionni! geeonnnneee! Who fuckin cares?
Umm there's Vinny that obviously sees a side
of your spray tanned ass that no one else has seen.
Grow the fuck up.
Really.
Who starts drinking when they wake up like that and continues all day long?
And the black outs? Convenient. Like if you don't remember it, then it didn't really happen.
Oh, FFS that drives me nuts.
Props to JWoww for issuing a verbal bitch slap to her. Amen.It's way over due.
Props to Ronnie and Sammi for spending a quiet season in Italy. The drama has disappeared there for the love birds. And it is refreshing to see a lovable side of them.
The Situation reminds me of an old, scheming pervert. Is Snook's snatch that fantastic that he has to sabotage a bad relationship to get it in with her? She's a sloppy drunk.
And he needs a hair cut.
Vinny's family. Where do I sign up? I want some of that food!
***
This is the best hot sauce out there I think.There's a whole website for this product with recipes that people
have made.
I copied/pasted some of them to try out on my very own.
If you like cholula hot sauce, fan them on face book for a dollar off coupon.
And you can even upload your very own recipe to the site!
So very cool if I was creative like that.
Is hot sauce the new ketchup?
I put a dollop to a smattering to a dousing on just about everything I eat.
It's great on scrambled eggs, too, I found out.
I haven't put it in my coffee yet.
***
That's enough bitchin for one day.
I'm gonna go get more coffee and see what I can get into.
SOM
10/7/11
HA! Oh my gosh, I feel the same way about certain bloggers. I like the one's that keeps it real, like this one. :)
ReplyDeleteOMG, I know... all these people with giveaways and coupons things are really driving me crazy. It takes up so much, I miss all the cool blogger posts I try to follow
ReplyDeleteLove your blog, its nice to see another person w/similar views. Especially on the Jersey Shore!
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